We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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