Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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