Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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