one might say we're banned from that church
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Who died my cat blue again?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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