Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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