and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize