I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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