what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
did i walk over a car last night?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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