He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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