Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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