Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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