Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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