If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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