I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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