My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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