walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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