whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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