While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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