so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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