you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You have to summon your inner elephant
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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