Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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