I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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