I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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