As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Randomize
