rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
vagina is talking i cant
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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