try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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