did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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