do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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