note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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