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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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