That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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