If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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