You can't motorboat a personality
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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