Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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