So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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