You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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