I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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