She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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