we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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