I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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