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I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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