did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
never play flip cup with pint glasses
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
