We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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