The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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