The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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