sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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