normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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