i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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