I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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