Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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