i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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