It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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