I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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