That's intense
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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