ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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