For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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