so explain again why im purple
no
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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