I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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