Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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